CNN
Thu, Sep 4th 2008, 16:14
I don't even know what to say. Here is a screen shot of CNN's current homepage as of September 4th, 4:30pm. Look over it and see if you notice anything in particular.
Did you catch it? Did you see Johnny Fuckface from Bumble, Kansas give his review of Palin's verbal diarrhea that was her speech last night? Or did you happen to notice that the US
invaded a country today?
That's right! The US conducted a "raid" inside Pakistan's borders today. And what would a US "raid" be without some civilian deaths? It wouldn't have that special je ne sais quoi that we've come to love about military operations in the Middle East. Naturally, we didn't bother to ask permission from Pakistan's government to launch this "raid" which will really compliment our rosy image in the area.
Of course CNN finds it more pertinent to report that LaBron James lost a game of HORSE to a warehouse worker in their "Latest News" section than call attention to this. Toe the line CNN, toe the line.
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